Stop guessing,
start enjoying.
Honest ride guides, park reviews, and visit tips. Come prepared, leave wanting to come back.
Hi, I'm Grumpmeister.
The name's actually Kevin, a Dutchman with a deep love for roller coasters and theme parks. I grew up visiting parks and obsessing over how coasters work, and after a long break, a visit to Phantasialand pulled me right back in.
Here you'll find tips to help you get the most out of your park visits, honest takes on the rides worth riding, and everything in between: so that every theme park day is the best it can be.
Oh, and I'm also terrified of flat rides. Drop towers, pendulums, top spins, you name it. I'm working on it, one flat ride at a time.
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